Give this little guy a few million more years of evolution and he’ll be a spitting image of Admiral Ackbar.

I know it’s September, but these were just too good to pass up.

You grow hair where you can. Am I right ladies? Am I right?

Well, normally we don’t frame the mugshots, but since you’re wearing yours…I think we can make an exception.

In Soviet Russia, police arrest you! Oh, so it’s basically the same.

The shame you feel is the real punishment…well, that, and being your cellmate’s new dance partner.

Old people have enough trouble with their memory already. Combine that with dreadlocks…

Yeah I got a venereal disease. Jealous?

Edwin McCain has really hit rock bottom.

The Scooby Doo band-aid is for when that bitch cut me with a broken beer bottle. The Hello Kitty one…that’s for me.

If an Oompa Loompa had sex with __________ (fill in your own guess in the comments section below)