Give this little guy a few million more years of evolution and he’ll be a spitting image of Admiral Ackbar.

I know it’s September, but these were just too good to pass up.

You grow hair where you can. Am I right ladies? Am I right?

Well, normally we don’t frame the mugshots, but since you’re wearing yours…I think we can make an exception.

In Soviet Russia, police arrest you! Oh, so it’s basically the same.

The shame you feel is the real punishment…well, that, and being your cellmate’s new dance partner.

Old people have enough trouble with their memory already. Combine that with dreadlocks…

Yeah I got a venereal disease. Jealous?

Edwin McCain has really hit rock bottom.

The Scooby Doo band-aid is for when that bitch cut me with a broken beer bottle. The Hello Kitty one…that’s for me.

If an Oompa Loompa had sex with __________ (fill in your own guess in the comments section below)

More pictures from my trip of a lifetime. Enjoy!

I mentioned a waterfall next to the Mendenhall Glacier in the last post. This is that glacier.

More totems.

I’ve never seen so many people that excited to see a little tail. Heyoohhhhh!

When we got back to Seattle. We had to go back to Pike Place. It’s such a cool market. There is a ridiculous amount of flowers there and the prices are insanely cheap. Those bouquets wrapped in white paper didn’t cost more than $10-15!

This is Top Pot Doughnuts. It’s a Seattle-based coffee and doughnut shop and it’s essential the bees’ knees. You might have heard of them if you’re a sports fan. Seattle Seahawks rookie, Golden Tate, broke into one when it was closed to get some of their maple bars. After having visited this lovely establishment, I have to say I can’t blame him. I think I might start a campaign to get one in Charlotte.

It’s been about two weeks since the last post. Sorry about that. I just got back from an amazing trip to Seattle and Alaska. Here are some of the 1200+ plus pictures I took during my vacation.

Mt. Ranier from the airplane

The Space Needle

The Pike Place Fish Market. If you’ve ever watched anything about Seattle, you’ve probably seen these guys tossing fish around.

One of the many totem poles in Ketchikan.

The Seward Glacier in the Tracy Arm Fjord. The little explorer vessel belongs to National Geographic.

The waterfall next to the Mendenhall Glacier.

Humpback whales feeding near Juneau.

The Dyea Valley near Skagway. One of the most beautiful places I’ve ever seen.

On top of a glacier nestled between the mountains near Skagway.

All in all, I have to see it was easily the trip of a lifetime. I would highly recommend going if you ever get the chance.

I was looking through my phone, deleting incriminating photographs, and I found this gem from a couple months ago. All these construction workers and not one cowboy, sailor, police officer, or Native American. What a waste!